Lonely Male looking for his Valentine

Posted by kermit (Sunshine Coast, QLD) on 14-Feb-19 06:27 AM AEST
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Can you help Digby find his True Love!
Digby is heart broken. You see his wife Delilah went missing 2 years ago. Some say she left of her own volition but others think it was more sinister than that. The front door was left ajar and the native neighbours (who didn't like her) hadn't seen her at all. Digby is looking for a woman who is mature and loving who will stick by her man. Digby desperately wants a family and will be the most attentive of husbands and hands on in the raising of the kids. He is willing to move any where for the right girl (though he's a little short on funds so she will have to pay for his travel)He is a little particular on the type of woman she must keep herself in good condition and be of the Blue Font Amozon Species and. If you happen to know of such a female please call Digby's personal assistant Bob on 0407001706 or email parrotnut@gmail.com

Oh and there will need to be payment for his breaklease before he travels of $900.